What I really don’t want you to know about me…

…is that it turns me on so fiercely to see you thrive. When I witness a woman stepping into her power, I want to secretly cheer and swing from the rafters. What I really don’t want you to know is that the ceiling is transparent, and we are winning, whatever the cost, baby.

What I really don’t want you to know is how scared I am that if I cheer you on, if I stand in my power, that it will all be ripped from my hands. The access to speak freely - the ability to hold space with my body.

To be a healer in a time when there is so much hurting is exhausting (but I bet you already know that one). What I really, really do not want you to know is that I am willing to steal time in order to create space for my own healing.

I am ready to carve space for yours, too.

I am so scared to tell you how shy I’m capable of being, and yet how much empowering energy I can carry. Who I become once I choose to turn on my power is who I really don’t want you to know. I carry a lot of rage. But this is a whole admission…

I ask you to inhabit, willingly, a whole version of the story that you tell yourself, too.

If you ever step into my studio…

The light confronts the shadow. While you bask in the light, I expose the shadow.

To unlock your deepest desires.

I, Jordan Connor Christie, specialize in helping women heal their self-image with empowering photoshoots. Being on set with me is superior because I bring an intuitive edge and healing energy to every session. I am different than the average (male) boudoir photographer because I have experienced the unthinkable and am living to get revenge by embodying the most immaculate version of myself, now.

Turning the shit experiences of life into gold by making meaning of our suffering is the alchemy of an artist.

Get off on your Whole Self.

Create from the Whole Self.

Cultivate. Her.

Ask Her to inhabit, willingly, your shadowy taboo desires. And carry them as healthy (un)seen parts of your Whole Self.

Jordan Connor Christie creates primal, empowering portraits in the LAMINA Boudoir - Indianapolis Fine Art Photography Studio.

What makes you want to read more in a love saga or mellow-drama?

What makes you look twice at a beautiful woman?

The poisonous path down a soulful look at why you want to create will cause a beautiful image with resonance and harmony – the ego could take over and you just be lookin’ hot as hell in every image – but I am here for both.

A whole person, with a story of selfhood, in front of my camera, ok honey!? What I absolutely really, really don’t want you to know about me is that I really didn’t think I was put here to make friends. I know I get to make art, but I really don’t care what other people think of me and my artwork.

Opinions.

They are simply. That. Opinions.

Convictions.

Convictions, on the other hand, got me to this presentation, this whole admission of my truthiest truths.

The conviction in my mission is to help and be heard. My intention is to be seen and revered. *and we could use a lot more help looking into the investigations of assaulted women but I don’t want to get political or anything!

What I really don’t want you to know about me is that my niceties don’t equate friendship, but that the true feeling is found within the emotional response to our connections. I want to speak to the future me who has been really happy and who’s made a lot of money and who has healed the connections in the familiar present. I want to speak to the version of Her who is really nice and truly friendly and who only wants to help.

How do you continue Down the growth path?

You move through. You grow on.

I want You to see and learn, every step of the way, so that it feels explicitly clear, how I can be your guide.

The more transparent I can be with you, the more willing and shameless I can compel you to be with me.

I am because you are.

Thank you!

Let’s tell an inspiring story on a timeline that feels healthy and healing for you too! So, what is your deepest intention?

Rapport & Likability

In business and in life witches should be wealthy…

In my business, I need to launch. I am scared shitless about what people will say/think, getting shadow banned or worse...I am in a healthy amount of debt but it drags ass worrying about where the next opportunity will come from so I really don’t want you to know how hard I claw at the spaces I permeate to carve space for us.

It’s comical how bad I have slipped up in the financial and logistical realms sometimes but it must turn me on to try to figure it all out. It feels like chaos creating something, out of nothing, then letting it become bigger than you, and then having to distill the guts of the matter to simplify the offer. A circular intention to get to The How from The Why.

This must be fun for me, paying my bills ahead of time and never late, having more than enough money to do all of the things I want and then still have enough to give back to the causes I care about…after all I do claim activist right next to animal and artist…

What I really don’t want you to know is that despite the growth I still sometimes miss my old life and past friends and the wave of the disco ball from party nights past and how easy it wasn't. I miss my ex sometimes. But I know what he did we cannot come back from and that I deserve more and better. and mostly More than he could ever even imagine giving.

Image yourself with the power no one will be able to deny the sight of …

Mental Health

What I really don’t like to admit is that I have been to the ER for how bad the abuse & sabotage became. I now have a very small immediate family and one or two extended family members who still talk to me, yet I am in the best shape of my life. As strong as being in yoga training, teaching five days a week, always on the mat, healthy and eating more. I am the most committed I have ever been. I approve of myself s’highly.

I don’t want to talk about eating disorders because that’s a control thing and it’s not my narrative. It may be a part of my story but how much can one really survive? I don’t do synthetic drugs but I may micro dose mushies every now and then to expand my notions of said control and consciousness.

I don’t have to admit it because it’s obvious by now but I’ve smoked sativa. I drink a little when I have the time to recover and love to switch to kava when I want to feel chitty-chatty like people do in bars. But all in moderation, okay lessons learned on my 21st birthday.

I don’t want to say that I am the most in touch with the triple goddess than I have ever been before, for fear of the comments from Christians. Yet, I have heard from Hecate, Aphrodite, Persephone and even Mary Magdalen the Holy Whore, plus all of the witches of Salem, and even some saints, particularly St. Jude the Patron Saint of Lost Causes. Ok so I am clairaudient and possess claircognizance. I am a psychic. I am your medium. I practice EFT, EK and I read the Tarot daily. I want a balanced chakra system. I really want to be filthy fucking rich making art and doing empowering photoshoots from my private studio.

But if I admit allll of that the labels will come…is she schizo? wtf people react…

But what I really don’t want you to know is that I have given myself permission to be whole. Live with the Whole Self. Shadowy parts included.

Integrated.

Can You give yourself permission to be seen and known as well?

The more transparent and shameless you are, the more effortlessly compelling you are as a leader, so I have been warned.

As a rule, frame yourself in gold as you image yourself, even on your worst days - for you will be able to look back to see how far you’ve come and how truly beautiful your transformation is.

The Facts

I help women heal their self-image with empowering photoshoots. Being with me on set is superior because I bring an intuitive edge and healing energy. I am different because I have experienced the unthinkable and lived to get revenge by living a glamourous life. I know who I am and the powers I possess. I am an Animal In A Dress!

Let me solve your bleeding neck of a problem by ripping out the root of the lies you tell yourself about the way you look and get to the truth of your being and becoming. You are more divine than we will ever be able to truly speak about. Because life is also a Seeing experience.

So let’s image yours with a power no one will be able to deny the sight of.

Photographs create a soul contract with the infinite - which removes all limitations - if only you allow yourself permission…

to accept what I really don’t want you to know about me.

xoxo, Animal In A Dress

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